Not for the Faint of Heart: Painful, Poor Puns

What kind of cheese do Computer Science majors like?
STRING cheese!

What did the shop proctor say to the E4 student who wanted to give up on their hammer?
Where there’s a MILL, there’s a LATHE!

Where did all of the bankers go for dinner?
To a BANKuet!

What do you call a bunch of musical tires?
A RUBBER BAND!

How do you get to the library as fast as possible?
You BOOK it!

How do marine animals flavor their food?
With some SEAsoning!

Why was the carpet so rocky?
Because it was RUGged!

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