Professor Vatche Sahakian has been working in the department of physics at Harvey Mudd College since 2003. He is interested in theoretical physics, including topics such as string theory and cosmology. He is known for his brilliant sense of humor and his challenging physics classes.
What do you call an underwater troupe of musicians? An ORCAstra! Why was the math textbook banned from the school? Because it was too GRAPHic! What do you say to cheer someone on while they’re digging a hole? GOPHER it! What do shoes wear on
What instrument do vegetables like to play? A PICKLEo! How do you get rid of a list? You ARRAYse it! What do you get when you cross coffee and tea? TOFFEE! What lets light into the rooms of Linde Dorm? LINDEows! What do you call
Why don’t people like carrying bike frames around? Because they’re so unWHEELdy! Why did the hairbrush break up with the paint brush? Because the relationship was so PAINTful! What’s the name of the newspaper that ice cream cones read? The SCOOP! How did the resistor
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What did the cowboy wear to work? A uniFARM! Why did the integer not want to date the Boolean? Because they they weren’t each others’ TYPE! What happens to magazines after they eat? They DIGEST! Why did the noodle try to fly? Because it thought
What did the smart triangle say to the dumb triangle? Stop being so OBTUSE! What did the pencil say to its boyfriend? You LEAD me on! What did the hook say to the jacket? How’s it HANGING? Why do people think rocks