Why was the chef fired? Because she was RAZING THE STEAKS! Why was the boy made king of the classroom? Because he knew all his SUBJECTS so well! What kind of dot likes to dance? POLKA dots! Why was the library built
“Hey, do mine next!” My senior friends eagerly cram around my classmate, who has learned a bit about palm reading for our art class. They shove their palms towards her face, laughing about what their hands allegedly predict about their future and personality traits. Though
What do you call a camel that carries milk? A dromeDAIRY! How well should you fireproof your house? ASBESTOS you can! What do Arduinos eat for breakfast? CEREAL ports! How do trees brush their hair? With a pineCOMB! (Shoutout to Zade Lobo for his pun
From 2012 to 2015, Harvey Mudd ranked No. 1 in the country for return on investment, according to Payscale’s College ROI Report. Mudd graduates have a reputation for being highly paid and highly sought after by companies, but the debate on campus has recently raised
What kind of cheese do Computer Science majors like? STRING cheese! What did the shop proctor say to the E4 student who wanted to give up on their hammer? Where there’s a MILL, there’s a LATHE! Where did all of the bankers go for dinner?
What do you call an underwater troupe of musicians? An ORCAstra! Why was the math textbook banned from the school? Because it was too GRAPHic! What do you say to cheer someone on while they’re digging a hole? GOPHER it! What do shoes wear on
During Sophomore Retreat this year, Dean Jon Jacobsen told us, “You are not a part of Mudd. Mudd is a part of you.” As we sophomores sit on the cusp of our upperclassman-hood, that statement could not feel truer. Though our lives at Mudd seem