End of Year Horoscopes
Guest Written by Garrett Cheadle (’20) and Peyton Witte (’21)
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20): This week might be a little tough because teachers keep assigning those gosh darn tests! Don’t they know that you have a whole lot of other things going on??? Like that job interview that you have to prepare for or thesis that Must. Get. Turned. In. But don’t be discouraged by these simple annoyances because school is almost over!
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19): This week, once your prospie leaves the domains of your room, you will finally be able to relax and focus on yourself. Nothing is going to be bad or particularly good until you get to the end of the week which may bring a visit from the neighborhood dog. What an exciting time!
Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20): This week you will finally understand the CS homework and not have to attend grutoring in the late hours of the night. You can finally get to explore that new painting style that you read about in a book from the Honnold Mudd library. Try to spend more time out of the sun because UV rays can come through the clouds too!
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 20): This week you will need to take a chill pill; that person who cut you in the omlet line probably meant no harm. Little things like this will make you feel like the world is against you, but your Saturday night will most likely be epic. Don’t worry about the small inconveniences that come your way like that rock you tripped over earlier. Instead focus on engaging your mind on sunset yoga.
Taurus (Apr 21-May 21): This week a lot of people will come to you with questions on the Mechanics problem set. In order to de-stress from all of that interaction, you should get back to your Dungeons and Dragons game that you thought you were going to win ages ago. Remember, you can outsmart anyone in that game, because confidence is key!
Gemini (May 22-June 21): This week that Pomona student in your Spanish class that you have been eyeing will sit next to you and ask for your help on translating a portion of your book. That of course will lead to success because of your keen social interaction skills. Remember to not ask too many personal questions because some people are not as comfortable talking about their entire lives as you.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): This week you will be pushed outside of your comfort zone and interact with those kids in your E4 class that don’t go to Mudd. You will have the time to watch the last three episodes of Westworld that you were trying to finish last weekend. That RnR will give you enough energy to get through the rest of the week.
Leo (July 23-Aug 21): This week will be exciting in a romantic way. You should keep your eyes open for a new friend from CMC. Who knows, they might turn out to be more than a friend 😉 Watch out Leos, y’all can be a little egotistic, so make sure to do some reflection to keep that attitude in check.
Virgo (Aug 22-Sep 23): This week might be a little tough because everyone’s stress levels are high due to the nearing end of school. You may feel like you have to help them to destress. While that late night trip to Jay’s on Tuesday night might make your friends feel relaxed, if that will cause you to be extremely tired the next day, it is not worth it. That exhaustion will cause you to be very irritable, so make sure that you make sleep a priority this week.
Libra (Sep 24-Oct 23): This week, while the drama of room draw has passed, you will most likely experience a minor conflict within your suite. Someone will most likely forget to put the toilet seat down, which, while most times you are level headed and wouldn’t mind, this week will be stressful. Try to avoid conflict, but if it does somehow find its way to you, deal with it immediately.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22): This week your E80 team might need more help than usual, which you will be able to handle, if you stay on top of your work and finish your Continuum Mechanics problem set in a reasonable amount of time. Try to keep in mind that you are not, in fact, invincible and your immune system could take a hit if you do not keep a healthy mind.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22): This week make sure to pay attention to the words you say because, even though all the parents and prefrosh are gone, those around you will be extra sensitive to the words you say because the stress of finals is approaching. You will probably feel less stress than most this week, so try something new like going to Frank for dinner or exploring a part of Claremont where you have never been. If you are feeling extra generous this week, make a Tpumps Tuesday run and get your friends a refreshing treat!