Nerd Pickup Lines
Harvey Mudd is a very idiosyncratic place. Our lives drastically differ from that of the “average” college student: dorm culture, homework, general campus “nerdiness.” Why should our love lives be any less unique?
This Valentine’s Day, try some of these great pick-up lines to impress the apple of your eye! *
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I’m so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
You must be related to Tesla because you’re electrifying.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Can I have your significant digits?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
You must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
You are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, because you got me hot.