Jovial Jokes for Joyous Jesting

Why was the chef fired?

Because she was RAZING THE STEAKS!

 

Why was the boy made king of the classroom?

Because he knew all his SUBJECTS so well!

 

What kind of dot likes to dance?

POLKA dots!

 

Why was the library built so tall?

Because it has so many STORIES!

 

What do you call two mugs in love?

A CUPple!

 

What did the carpenter like to do in her spare time?

Apply NAIL polish!

 

What game do Pokémon trainers play with baby Pokémon?

Peek-a-CHU!

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